When ur face gets lazered by a random triangle with an eye that explodes the earth while eating potatoes and playing GTA 5
I'm so scared of the Illuminati!
Oh no, its the Illuminati!
by woof i am a cat May 27, 2015
Confirmed.
Guy 1 - Dude what is Illuminati?
Guy 2 - Its been confirmed.
by 29Phantom29 April 07, 2015
Illuminati is currently the name given to the richest and most powerful people in the world. They don't call themselves that. Although a lot of people suggest it BS and fictional, We can see greed is controlling the world, the rich are getting richer everyday. War arms are expensive and only the rich can sell them. For those who poo poo the idea that there is some kind of "illuminati", Look at wealth distribution patterns over the past 30 years. The hard working people are well and truly being screwed by the rich. Greed and gluttony rules the world.
The illuminati influence people's mind in the media and influence world events because they have enough money to do whatever they want.
by Aluminumati August 13, 2015
Something that is confirmed.
Beyonce is the leader, and that is why she is so beautiful. The illuminati will take over the world in the year 6969, and they were formed in 420. The illuminati is better than the government. They are real, and they are coming for you.
Illuminati confirmed
by Kyanye July 31, 2015
Hey I heard ***** is in this group called the Illuminati do you think I should join?

THE AWNSER IS YES, ALWAYS YES
by Glue man April 02, 2015
Illuminati from the latin word illuminatus, enlightened. Basicly they were the first atheists who got fed up with the State Church's and had the resources to do something. With lots of strieve, blood shed and power have they risen above many and now control powerful political bodies, who they use to influence the world.

Very little is known about this group, there are some theories, but we're mostly clueless, we are aware of them, but it doesn't effect them, for now.
The illuminati will slap you in the face if you're a gullible or plain simply use you for their... I mean for the greater good of humanity.
by Elixz March 09, 2015
The ones who sell their soul to the devil for fame and game

True followers include:
Jay-Z
Acomb, Stephen
Donnaly, Colton
Obama, Barrack
Pitt, Brad
Hitler, Adolph
Cruise, Tom
Satan performed a 3 way with Adolf Hitler and Barrack Obama and created the perfect illuminati baby, and named it Stephen Acomb.
by SatanCumingForStephen January 18, 2014

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