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the Illuminati is a secret orginazation of the most powerful and influential elite in the world.They go back for centuries and maintain the same bloodlines.They set up the council on forign relations,the bilderberg group and the tri-laterial commission.those 3 groups all meet to plan the fate of the world.They consists of international bankers,top government officials,leaders in the energy cartel and media monopoly owners and have control over the U.N. and unesco.their subdivisions reach into everyones daily life without most sheeple even being aware of it. They also have ties to the freemasons,skull and bones, and the knights templar.their ultimate goal is for a one world government which they will control,also a one world currency,and they want control and ownership of all land,property,resources and people.Also they manipulate political parties,and the legal and illigal drug trade and federal agencies related to all matters listed above.
rockefeller foundation,ford foundation, carlysle group,J.P.Morgan,oppenhiemer,kuhn leub,federal reserve system and many others involved. check out bloodlines of the illuminati and new world order
by New Rising Sun May 31, 2005

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Being fucked in the asshole pussy mouth ears and nostrils at the same time illuminati
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They are a secret agenda starting from a few millennia ago. The early civilisation made a law that the population must be on or under 500,000,000 people in order not to destroy the Earth. The illuminati are assigned to do that by killing people, making people have only one child per couple, all for reducing population.

Do not trust any mass media. Do not trust in any bullshit that breaks the laws of physics. They are using HAARP to create artificial weather to destroy us. Only half a million of us will survive after world war 3. New world order is coming soon. And it is because the Revelation told us.

Huge clouds of locusts attack us.
Then the fake saviour came.
Then so on...
Illuminati: go to space man! We will put you in a rocket.
Guy: why?
Illuminati: we are helping nature.
Guy: you can't do that!
by Ardune October 23, 2014

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Something that is confirmed.
Beyonce is the leader, and that is why she is so beautiful. The illuminati will take over the world in the year 6969, and they were formed in 420. The illuminati is better than the government. They are real, and they are coming for you.
Illuminati confirmed
by Kyanye July 31, 2015

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When ur face gets lazered by a random triangle with an eye that explodes the earth while eating potatoes and playing GTA 5
I'm so scared of the Illuminati!
Oh no, its the Illuminati!
by woof i am a cat May 27, 2015

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When someone is not telling you something(i.e a secret)
tiffany: I'm not going to tell you Brian
Brian: What are you; the Illuminati?
by Biscity March 04, 2016

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A secret organization that consist of the most famous and powerful people on earth. There goal is to take control of the world using the media to influence people.
ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!!!
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Hey I heard ***** is in this group called the Illuminati do you think I should join?

THE AWNSER IS YES, ALWAYS YES
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