biggest dick you’ll ever find
girl: have you seen ilia
friend: yes he’s so fine i want that dick
by imafutiremilf September 19, 2023
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ilia is the hottest person around who gets all the pussy they would ever ask for.
wow i love ilia
by mommy420 February 20, 2022
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Ilia is a special type of cunt so annoying and self centred it would almost comedic were it not the sad reality.

They seem to live in a weird fantasy world in which they are seen as attractive by everyone and universally loved as they have no flaws.

In reality no one likes ilia plain and simple
“Oh look it’s ilia, would you like to go jump them?”
“Why yes thank you sounds lovely”
*bludgeoning noises*
by Cockwomble November 21, 2021
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a persian male that has da babys dick curve
“Ilia’s dick is so big and curved!”
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the biggest liar of all time will never cease to the cap no matter how many times he is caught in a lie. spoiled brat flexes parents money, owns lids, claims to pull every shordie but gets friend-zoned every time. has a minuscule penis and is probably still in the closet. has a fart smelling fetish. literally the reason why everything is bad.
"bro this guy is the biggest faggot his name must be ilia"
"bro I just crashed my car if only ilia wasn't a person"
"yo i just met a fag mon guess what his name was"
"there was a guy sucking his dads juicy cock in the closet his name must have been ilia"
"yo this guy drives a Chrysler his name must be ilia"
"this guy used picturesque in a sentence he must be named ilia"
by ihateilia404 December 26, 2020
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Ilia is basically a King.
Ilia can beat you at every thing
by TheOnlyZodiaC November 22, 2021
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He is an amazing person with big cock and beautiful eyes

He know perfect how to kiss
Hey I want someone to f@ck with

Here it's ilias
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