IKE

Ike is the definition of dick cheese. Ike is a gentle lover only to men. He pleases himself with jars of hummus, as he has never felt a woman's embrace. He is most likely unable to control his anger leading to a very serious ED.

"My man gave me genital warts from a one pump wonder" "Oh so he pulled a ike"

by pussymuncher3000 May 30, 2023

Ike

Your a person named Mikel that did a tik tok trend

Hey my results for removing the first and last letters of my name were ike

by Weirdo_Bakugo June 2, 2021

thinikgs (thin-ik-ings)

Think and Things combined

Duck: you know, iv got a lot of thinikgs (thin-ik-ings) on my mind.
Alex: Whats that mean?
duck: everything.

by duck6996 August 9, 2021

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YOUR TOOO BORED JUST DO THE WORK YOU ARE SO LAZY

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by slayer looool 2 xeno December 14, 2022

Dirty Ike

A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut

P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight

P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!

by Mydickbringsalltheboytotheyard April 20, 2020

Dirty Ike

When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.

Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.

by ChodePriest June 12, 2023

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by pattern on keyboard guy May 11, 2023