Idiotese 

A language which is simplified in order to make idiots understand what the speaker is trying to say.

A: He bit the dust.
B: Excuse me? I don't understand...
A: In Idiotese: He got beaten.

Idiotese by Justice Jet April 4, 2011

idiotsexual

People who fall for absolute morons because they find them hot. They have no idea what people define as hot. They may even be an idiot themselves.

Girl 1: Man he is so silly I just love it

Girl 2: Damn man you are so idiotsexual

idiotsexual by DonutHead360 May 30, 2022

Idiotease 

Idiotease: (n) an easy means of discovering that someone is an idiot and quickly determining that their opinion is irrelevant. Idiotease can most commonly be found when idiots text, tweet, or post on Facebook.

Ex: wat r u wering? is the "Idiotease" way of saying "What are you wearing"

Idiotease by Come on Man July 25, 2011

Idiotsexual

An idiotsexual is a individual who is sexually and romantically attracted to an idiot for being an idiot. There are two main reasons for idiotsexuality. 1 the individual feels empowered because of a lack of intelligence on the person they want to be with or the person they are currently married/dating. 2 A feeling of wanting to nurture from the individual to the idiot or more fun to say 'dumbass'. Most idiotsexuals are heterosexual

Emma "I like that cute boy over there"
Sophia "Why he is a complete idiot"
Emma "that's kinda why I like him"
Sophia "Your a idiotsexual"

Idiotsexual by HAMBURGER007 June 2, 2025

los idiotes

He/she who thinks he/she owns at MMORPGs, for whatever reason, specifically DAoC, which is a contradiction in terms.

also see- Imbalanced, Laughable, Retarded.

"I'm sitting in 3 day old sweat pants, unshaven, unshowered. I have no job, I smell like ass. Damn you, internet!"

"You said 'nerf' in your sleep, son. Get a job or get the fuck out of my basement, don't you see how much you're disappointing your mother?"

los idiotes by hohoho February 10, 2004