1. A backwards resident of the state of Idaho, which is known for producing potatoes, i.e., the famous "Idaho Spud."
2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.
He was an Idaho Spud, to be sure, right down the grimy baseball hat emblazoned with the John Deere logo, and believe it or not, he was buying an entire box of Idaho Spuds. Which might explain the black stumps of his teeth.
When one cooks a bake potato to perfection with all of the fixens ie: chives, pepper, cheese, bacon and instead of sour cream uses their splouge. Then the potato is served up to a lady while she is thumped from behind.
Instead of taking her out to dinner we stayed at my house and I served her up the ol Idaho SpudThumper.
The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!
That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!