a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch crapy Telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy
dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:hell no its a conspiracy! FBI burst though window, FBI agent:get the floor! Dude2:fuck not again
by megadikk July 11, 2009
THE DEATH OF NICKELODEON.....well, nickelodeon died sooo long ago. 90's nickelodeon was THE SHIT!!!
icarly is about some whinny overly dramatic bitch Carly, her tomboy acting, also overly dramatic friend Sam who constantly picks on Freddy, and their tech "geek" freddy who has a massive crush on Carly. Spencer is carly's quirky brother, whom is very artistic....and also stupid.....gibby is some fat kid who takes his shirt off....not kidding, and gibby has been turned into a joke for the entire show.
icarly has a horrible sense of humor, plays laugh tracks (electronic laughter) like every 5 seconds.....and tries really hard to be "cool." By their use of words like "chiz" "nub" "hobnocker" and it fails miserably at trying to be cool.........its horrible and will cause cancer.
Carly and Sam are stupid little whiny materialistic overly-dramatic cunts.
And freddy is nothing but a computer nerd with no godamn spine........or balls.......whichever.....
icarly is about some whinny overly dramatic bitch Carly, her tomboy acting, also overly dramatic friend Sam who constantly picks on Freddy, and their tech "geek" freddy who has a massive crush on Carly. Spencer is carly's quirky brother, whom is very artistic....and also stupid.....gibby is some fat kid who takes his shirt off....not kidding, and gibby has been turned into a joke for the entire show.
icarly has a horrible sense of humor, plays laugh tracks (electronic laughter) like every 5 seconds.....and tries really hard to be "cool." By their use of words like "chiz" "nub" "hobnocker" and it fails miserably at trying to be cool.........its horrible and will cause cancer.
Carly and Sam are stupid little whiny materialistic overly-dramatic cunts.
And freddy is nothing but a computer nerd with no godamn spine........or balls.......whichever.....
Person1: Hey! Do you watch icarly?
Person2: No.....
Person1: really? icarly is the chiz! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Person2: ..GTFO!!!
Person1: Youl never understand the awesomeness of icarly, cuz your a nub.
Person2: Grabs gun and shoots person1.
Person2: No.....
Person1: really? icarly is the chiz! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Person2: ..GTFO!!!
Person1: Youl never understand the awesomeness of icarly, cuz your a nub.
Person2: Grabs gun and shoots person1.
by ISPEAKDEALWITHITCUNT September 17, 2010
The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.
Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
by Hempn February 27, 2010
ICarly is a popular teen show(it's targeted for teenagers, but gets a lot of viewers from tweens and younger)made by Nickelodeon.
It's about three teenagers starting a web-show. The three teenagers consist of
Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the host of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie.
Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly.
Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) is also one of Carly's good friend and neighbor. He is the technical producer of iCarly.
Then they're Carly's older brother, Spencer Shay(Jerry Trainor) and also the three teenagers' friend Gibby(Noah Munck) that makes an occasional appearance on the web-show.
There is currently five seasons out of ICarly that is shown on Nickelodeon. It's taped at the Nickelodeon On Sunset
Hollywood, California.
It's about three teenagers starting a web-show. The three teenagers consist of
Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the host of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie.
Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly.
Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) is also one of Carly's good friend and neighbor. He is the technical producer of iCarly.
Then they're Carly's older brother, Spencer Shay(Jerry Trainor) and also the three teenagers' friend Gibby(Noah Munck) that makes an occasional appearance on the web-show.
There is currently five seasons out of ICarly that is shown on Nickelodeon. It's taped at the Nickelodeon On Sunset
Hollywood, California.
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Tween Girl #1: Hey, look, ICarly is going to be on, hurry up with the popcorn!
Tween Girl #2: OK, hold on, I just need to pull it out of the microwave!
Tween Girl #1: Hey, look, ICarly is going to be on, hurry up with the popcorn!
Tween Girl #2: OK, hold on, I just need to pull it out of the microwave!
by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 27, 2011
One of the worst damn shows on Earth! Complete BULLSHIT that 5 year olds watch and is not meant 4 them. Little kids love this show and transforms them into ignorant little fucking brats who give a shit about texting and drama. Carly and Sam act with much stupidity but their wish is to make a mature version showing porn videos. Their future videos will show the dude named Freddy eat out both of their pussies.
Bratty Girl: can i get that mom?
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!
by Whogivesableep March 31, 2010
by Daddy's Princess 💞 March 6, 2017
a stupid teen girl who cant act and looks like a vagina. her show just ruined all off Nickelodeon. why would they make a show with such a TERRIBLE actor.
(person 1): hey whats on nickelodeon?
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina
by shorty147 July 16, 2010