Government branch that steals our money so it can be spent on bums that are too lazy to work, women that have too many kids, and bling bling chrome rims for guys with no jobs. Just take your welfare check to the local Currency Exchange, and you're good to go!

Makes me proud to pay taxes on my hard earned money!
I made $100,000 last year, working 60 hours a week. Actually, I made $40,000 after taxes because the IRS feels that people who don't work for a living, deserve to get checks in the mail. Why don't other countries do this except us again? Oh that's right, we're lazy for the most part.
by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006
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Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.
Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?

Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.

Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.
by Devveyovich July 11, 2008
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An man's best friend irelis is an Fine girl with an big ass she's sassy and sweet loves a good hug. She's a freak and will most likely be short shes usually will go for black men or mexican,podorican. Usually will be good with an Tyrique she's not clingy and will give you space if you have the chance to get one don't let go ever!
by The urban zeus1991 October 12, 2017
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International Relations theory.

One of the fields of Political Science.

Deals with issues relating to interstate conflict, governments, economics, globalization, all that sort of thing.
My freshman year in college I had to take a class on IR and I learned about the UN.
by chunkymunky2009 February 23, 2009
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the feeling of being high,
not necessarily the climax.
If you are ire, you are high on ganja and preferably listening to reggae music with your loved ones in the commune of nature, the temple of peace and love. Also can mean happy, content, and
connected to the positive energy of the universe, usually comming from a live music jam or spiritual location.
"ire i unite"
Is the call for the international community of marijuana smokers to unite against the evil forces of Babylon
and create G*d's universal kindgom of one love, peace, and enlightened conduct (justice) here on Mother Earth.
by unoamorconquistador August 23, 2005
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Abbreviation for "instant release".

Usually found on different medications.


Guy 1: I got some adderal IRs 30mg man.

Guy 2: Oh badass dude, how much?
by RandomSomebody April 2, 2009
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