-Governor Mark Sanford flew to
Argentina to have an affair.
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-Sarah Palin didn't bother to pay taxes on two large vacation chalets.
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-Senator John Ensign hired his mistress and paid her a huge salary.
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-John McCain divorced his wife when her hotness cooled, and married an
extremely rich
beauty pageant winner.
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