It's OK If You're A Democrat. Spoken by bitter racists trying to make a false equivalency between minor infractions committed by members of the Democratic Party of the United States and the raging hypocrisy, racism and bigotry that is part and parcel of the Republican Party, yet excused every day by members of the party and the "liberal" media.
Wingnut #1: *Gasp* Harry Reid said something vaguely insulting about black people, then he apologized and the liberal media isn't crucifying him!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'