Top Definition
ILZ
1. I'm laughing zilently
2. Instrument landing zystem
It's a bit foggy captain willykins, better turn on the ILZ

This is golf charlie knob pisspot, requesting ILZ approach to EG blow job, over

Look at that cheeky badger! He's such an ilzer!

You are SOOOO ILZZZ!!!!
by General ilzmaster December 25, 2009

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