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This is a disease which affects women of age 13 and up. Symptoms of IBS (irritable bitch syndrome) include but are not limited to;
Yelling Sarcasam Cock Blocking Scratching Hitting Complaining Arrogance Mood Swings There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert. (This disease also affects some males) "WTF is her deal man? She yells at me for bringing her coffee?"
"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS" |
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It's when your sphincter releases liquid hot magma loaf-demons unreservedly and without reason. Cordova: Hey Jim, what's the deal? Why is there brown fluid spilling down your legs?
Jim: It's IBS. And it burns. Cordova: Haha, it must suck to feel like a moron. Jim: stfu bbq! Cordova: Roflmao knewb, I'm not the one with IBS! |
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Intelligent Bullshit--the stuff that is written and submitted for a grade that is essentially bullshit, but it sounds intelligent "Dude, what did you write for your lab report discussion"
Nothing man just IBS |
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Irritable Bhatia Syndrome He spent the whole morning crapping all over us. It must be his IBS acting up.
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Incredible Book Syndrome. A condition requiring frequent and prolonged trips to the bathroom in an attempt to finish a book with minimum interruptions from friends or family members. I wanted to finish up Assassin's Quest the other night, but my wife wanted to watch Dancing with the Stars together, so I came down with IBS.
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Stands for "Itchy Balls Syndrome" Omg Brian has IBS!
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An intoxicated beaver smuggler. Hey man, do you know of an inexpensive way to get beavers across the border? Yeah bro, I know an IBS who will do it for dirt cheap.
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IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a syndrome that causes Irratic, uncontrolable and usually Explosive Diarehhea. Joe: Damn guy last night at the bar Ian's IBS was acting up again and he had a shit explosion on the dance floor!
Guy #1: Dag Yo!!! |
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