A fictional character in the Mortal Kombat videogame series.
Kung Lao is a former Shaolin Monk and member of the White Lotus Society. In some texts he is said to be the first ever Mortal Kombat winner from Earthrealm, others claim it was his ancestor; "The Great" Kung Lao. Kung Lao is an outspoken pacifist who only chooses to fight when provoked, or when defending his friends or home. His trademark is a razor-rimmed black hat which he uses in combat to kill his enemies.
Example: Kung Lao throws his razor hat at Kano, lodging it in his skull. As Kano lies on the ground convulsing, bleeding from the head; Kung Lao slams his foot into Kano's chest sending his hat flying into the air. Kung Lao effortlessly catches it and places it back on his head. He walks away without looking back...
A fictional town in which all of the worlds noobs come from and are blissful with ignorance about their noobery, (noobish and/or noobful ways).
Man 1: Hey Babaganoush...that was my coin you just picked up!
Man 1: *sigh* What's the weather like in Noobville anyways?
Noob 1: Man we are so awesome, Noobville rawks!
Noob 2: Yeah I know, I feel bad for the rest of the world who doesn't get to live here.
(Both noobs exit to go play Dungeons and Dragons and have their moms make them a snack)