Hypocritical Mass 

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

Hypocritical Mass by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

Hypocriticalassfuckery

hypocriticalassfuckery - v.

Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.

Hypocriticalassfuckery
E.g

"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"

Hypocriticalassfuckery by Fukkunchanyo May 15, 2014