Hurns

The sound of failure.

As the two friends tried to give each other a high five but somehow missed each others hand completely, a loud hurns was emitted.

Hurns by Peter J Woods December 30, 2007

Hurns Scale 

Unofficial name for the Scale of Hurns.

Please see The Scale of Hurns entry for the real definition of the Hurns Scale, and not that bullshit that's already on here.

Hurns Scale by not {pole} July 3, 2008

hurns scale 

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

hurns scale by {pole} July 2, 2008

Bulge and hurns 

Slang for Penis and Testicles

His bulge and hurns were swinging vigorously while he ran through the forest naked.

Bulge and hurns by Drunk Janet December 27, 2017

Scale Of Hurns

Scale by which one can define the power or amplitude of Hurns emission in any situation or event.

Rock n' Roll = Scale of Hurns(+7)

Scale Of Hurns by {p}ole February 23, 2011

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021