A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps February 23, 2014
"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
by tewsday June 20, 2010
A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
by Proper Pisser January 11, 2007
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
by Lillykins March 17, 2013
by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005
A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
by cruznsquaw June 13, 2003