12 definitions by cruznsquaw

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.
Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
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For the male, to casually and quickly sexually satisfy your woman by giving her your 'load'. Used in brief male conversation only.
Yeah, I'm headed by my girlfriend's house to sprack down and then we'll go watch the game.
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
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To delicately lick and mouth (chew) on a biscuits ankles, shoulders, titties, neck, tail. The act of lightly chewing in a sensual manner.
She is one sweet chaw biscuit.
Similar to a dog languishing on a large bone.
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
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The psychological act of becoming comfortable or acustomed to a very high rate of speed, or extreme situation.
Usually spoken in reference in relation to a personal experience or another person's progress.

...you can see in the past couple of months how he has become velocetized on the race track.
by cruznsquaw March 3, 2003
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A stupid male (esp. surfer) with disheveled, matted hair or dreads whom one would find living in a garage as high class accommodations. Undependable except for when low tide occurs. Responsible only for consuming all of your alchohol, drugs and food between swells. Also protect your pets from potential sexual abuse.
Is there any hope for your _______ to not be a troll?
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
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Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.
A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
by cruznsquaw June 13, 2003
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