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When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.
I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.
by Cristina8806 February 14, 2011
when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.
I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.
by scojo78 February 14, 2011