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Mrs. Huffman 

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.
Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*
Mrs. Huffman by KaBoom January 28, 2014
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John Huffman 

A kid from Rochester Hills, Michigan, who loves video games, food, and B00B1ES! Can also mean a kid who can be very annoying at times, but still awesome and funny.
P1: Are you a John Huffman?
P2: Yeah.

P1: How?
P2: Uh...I like boobies?
P1: Oh.
A town in Houston, Texas, referred to by locals as "Hicktown." There are many dirt roads and cows. There is an entirety of four restaurants. Rumors can be spread from one end of the Huffman to the other in .035454378536 seconds. People run track through the corn fields. Everyone knows everything about everyone, but theres not much else to do except talk about other people. The town where the ball park is a challenge.
"Have you heard of Huffman?" "...No."
Huffman by Shaniqua Jacquez May 26, 2006

Pulling a Huffman 

Concocting a totally bogus story (bullshit) usually dealing with sexual conquests
He never met that hispanic chick, he's totally pulling a Huffman
Pulling a Huffman by Johnba September 17, 2008

Curtis Huffman 

the most amazing best friend you will ever have (:
Curtis Huffman by Carmen (: October 24, 2011
town of many opportunities in a small community. friendly little hicktown connected only by the Lake Houston Bridge.
There are no corn fields, but there are cow pastures where an overwhelming abundance of shrooms are in reach. Our cops smoke weed, our teachers are sluts, our schools are big, our corner store is a drive though, our dollar stores are in walking distance and our parties are outrageous. we're finally on the map and we're only gonna get bigger, so watch out for your town, we here to take over Nigga!!
"Did you hit up that party 'cross the bridge in Huffman?"

"Yeah dude, that shit was craaaaaaaaaaazy!"

"You gointa (going to) Chad and Kim's party tonight?"

"Ohhh hells yeah! I'll be the first one there!"
huffman by lil dragon December 14, 2008

Zoë Huffman 

An overused stale ham sandwich
Oh my gosh ew that girls definitely a Zoë Huffman
Zoë Huffman by Breebree1109 July 29, 2018
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