Hudson's Law

When you see a hot girl with a complete douche bag; when a girl is dating someone many, many levels below her hotness level; when a cool girl dates a total loser.

Hudson's Law comes from Kate Hudson and her husband, Chris Robinson who is one ugly mother. But, he does make up for something for being the front man of a bad ass band."
"Man that girl is freaking smokin'."
"Yeah, but her boy friend plays magic and collects puss."
"Man, such an example of Bowen's Law."

Hudson's Law by Bosephus August 3, 2006

Hudson's forehead 

The largest thing in the universe to ever exist, surpassing even Wyatt's nose

Hudson's forehead is so massive that it is impossible to imagine or comprehend.

GODDAMN HUDSON'S FOREHEAD IS HUGE

Hudson's forehead by Yomommalickin June 30, 2024

Hudson’s Law

Hudson’s Law states that one should never punch a zombie in Minecraft.

“What the fuck happened to Steve?”
“The idiot broke Hudson’s Law”

Hudson’s Law by Frosta March 5, 2026

Hudson Jefferey's 

Jeffery Hudson was a court dwarf of the English queen Henrietta Maria of France. He was famous as the "Queen's dwarf" and "Lord Minimus", and was considered one of the "wonders of the age" because of his extreme but well-proportioned smallness.

Hudson Jefferey's ate a roma tomato instead of a normal tomato.

Hudson Jefferey's by vfevfeSDVSFD March 23, 2022

land one's airbus on her Hudson 

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

land one's airbus on her Hudson by disconnectus February 22, 2009

Hudson Shuffle 

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.

Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.

Hudson Shuffle by neoender June 24, 2009

The Hudson School 

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.

You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.

The Hudson School by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020