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Howling
A British term for laughing loudly sometimes sounding like a Wolf howl. Used in smaller parts of The United Kingdom
Howling by Creature from the Laugh Lagoon August 5, 2018
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howling at the Moon
Every full Moon, you'll find me howling at the Moon. A primal instinct since wolves are my Spirit Animals. I love to hear the wolves howling at the Moon!
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The Marin Howling
The marin howling is a phenomenon that occurs at 8:00 P.M every night. This happens in Marin County where the citizens for some reason cannot sit still without screaming every night with their window open. This is also referred to as howling in place as this tradition started during quarantine
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hoeing season
Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
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hoeing and blowing
Engaging in sexual activities with multiple tings, mainly including the term blowing (blowjobs). The term is frequently used by male participants of the sexual act itself.
Guy: “Hey gyal, you been hoeing and blowing lately babe?”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”
Guy: “snm”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”
Guy: “snm”
hoeing and blowing by mouthvacuum9000 November 15, 2021
howlingtwat
A howlingtwat is an absolute howler, who also is a bit of a twat if you can suspend disbelief and believe that.
Generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant dickwads.
Basically a huge fucking twat, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples poop-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bloody mudslide regularly.
Howlingtwats are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quantities in countries as varied as Belgium, Canada, China, France, Germany, Israel, and Russia, where they commonly constitute most of the population. They also constitute the peasants in countries not mentioned above.
They are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtwats. Their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.
Generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant dickwads.
Basically a huge fucking twat, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples poop-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bloody mudslide regularly.
Howlingtwats are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quantities in countries as varied as Belgium, Canada, China, France, Germany, Israel, and Russia, where they commonly constitute most of the population. They also constitute the peasants in countries not mentioned above.
They are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtwats. Their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.
howlingtwat: "Look how big my head is. My math skills are higher than yours thus I deserve your sisters pussy'
Top 10%: "Shut up bitch, bend over for the fowl howlers, like you were born to"
howlingtwat: "No I am smarter than you, trust meee!'
Top 10%: "Not true bitch."
howlingtwat: "Noooooo. Ouch. Youuurre hurrrtinnnnnngg mmeeeeeee"
Top 10%: "How does that feel"
howlingtwat: "I am better than youuuuu. Loookkk at myyy mattthhh skilllssss. OWWWWCH. OUUUUUCCCCCCH!@!!!!"
Top 10%: "Shut up bitch, bend over for the fowl howlers, like you were born to"
howlingtwat: "No I am smarter than you, trust meee!'
Top 10%: "Not true bitch."
howlingtwat: "Noooooo. Ouch. Youuurre hurrrtinnnnnngg mmeeeeeee"
Top 10%: "How does that feel"
howlingtwat: "I am better than youuuuu. Loookkk at myyy mattthhh skilllssss. OWWWWCH. OUUUUUCCCCCCH!@!!!!"
howlingtwat by ShittingBricksonPoorPricks December 7, 2013
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