A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.
I have no life...I am a housewife.
something a ho absolutely cannot turn into
can't turn a ho into a housewife
A common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!
Ex. "If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it" the smiling housewife said.
What a woman becomes AFTER she realises that there are things more important in life than HERSELF. She is able to realise that by emasculating her husband she is doing more harm than good and that by supporting her husband and children and taking care of the homefront she can contribute to the welfare of her family and society by ensuring that her children don't become 'latch key' kids. A housewife is a woman who is not content to allow someone else to raise her family.
ME! Ive had a career, i am still studying and futhering my education and i help my husband run a successful business from home, i cook, i clean and i look after my son and husband. All while waiting for a transplant, so don't you dare tell me i'm lazy becuase i'm a housewife
A man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.
promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.
Got your housewife, Jack?
to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop
Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe