Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.
I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?
Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?
Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!
by Chatty Chrissy January 30, 2008