Top Definition
The act of, whether intentionally or unintentionally, masturbating with a spicy substance on one's hand.

Root - "Hotlink" - a spicy sausage often served at backyard BBQ's
I forgot I ate those flaming hot cheetos for dinner and ended up hotlinking later that night, it sucked!
by Bob Disdik October 02, 2011

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