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French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
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wow, that person was really horsist when they said horses were dumb
horsist by southernhomeskillet August 6, 2017

hornistrate 

the act of feeling horny. think creatively.
I hornistrate when I lick a face, touch a tree, do a little dance naked, buy something soft.
hornistrate by EmilyD3 September 11, 2010
A form of identity politics centered on a vision of a pan-Horn African geopolitical future. This is based on a peception that Horners could form a viable form of regionalism due to the fact that Horners share similar traits, such as being Cushitic, having E-M215 (also E3b) as a predominant haplogroup, and distinct phenotype. Such a polity has never materialized except under the command of Ahmed Gragn (circa 16th century) and Ismail Mire (Darwiish supreme commander).
He was proposing for a Hornist union
Hornist by readyforthemoon55 August 16, 2019

pan-hornist 

A proponent of solidarity among Horners, i.e. Afars, Oromos, Amharas, Somalis etc.
pan-hornist by readyforthemoon55 September 20, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026