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founder hounder 

A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."
Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"
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Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.
"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"
Some one who drives a vehicle such as a motorcar dangerously by speeding or doing burnouts etc., synonymous with hoon
The senior citizen motorist had to pull over to the shoulder to make way for a speeding hoonberry to drive past.
hoonberry by Vizzerdrikz November 2, 2010
something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
interjection: "Hooners!"
hooners by beand May 26, 2010

hooderific 

Having displayed profound gangster qualities
Matt seemed quite thugged out today, some may even say he was hooderific
hooderific by bob-dizzle March 12, 2010
The type of Japanese car that a a person from New York might drive.
Bill told me to follow him then drove his honder 60 in a 35.
Honder by Y town October 4, 2009