holsapple

A great alpowerful name. Ahh what a good name.

Why is alpowerful holsapple here yes yes it is

holsapple by Hhhahahahahahjahhahahahahaahha January 5, 2017

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Holtzapple

A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.

Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!

Holtzapple by HET Driver July 21, 2021

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Horseapple

The large rough green inedible fruit of the Bois D'Arc or Osage-orange tree. No, horses do not eat them. Nothing eats them. They've even been used as insecticide. And the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.

They're called horse apples because they're round and the same shade of green as fresh horse shit.

They exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.

What the hell is this thing? It looks like a green softball.

It's a horseapple.

Horseapple by Bryonia May 29, 2009