two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

Hole punch roulette

A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up

A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.

by Drnooooooooooooooo March 14, 2010

Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010

2-hole punch

To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.

1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!

by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009

three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly May 8, 2006

Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012

Compton hole punch

The act of shooting a living thing, usually a person, and sexually penetrating the bullet hole.

"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."

by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006