Hold my dick 

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

Hold my dick by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011

hold my dick 

a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)

guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*

hold my dick by 'bouttogodown April 9, 2011

Hold My Dick 

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong

Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed

Hold My Dick by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010

Hold my dick 

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

Hold my dick by The Sensation of YHS June 29, 2011

Hold my dick 

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

Hold my dick by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer 

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010