by belegdae May 6, 2010
Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
by Mr. Pedophile March 14, 2007
1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.
2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.
2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.
1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"
2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!
2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!
by Fanster March 21, 2007
slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.
by ten nine? October 13, 2011
David Hasselhoff was one of the artists who performed on the stage of the big party in Berlin, back in the days the berlin wall - and with it the iron curtain - felt. Since then, the Hoff is a cult icon in Germany.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.
David Hasselhoff wore black leather and drove a speaking computer-car. He was like MADE for the German audience of '89.
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans
by Sugardaddy T February 26, 2008
by david hasselhoff the 3rd June 8, 2007
Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."
by Procrastinating Philosopher July 4, 2011