jack hoff 

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

jack hoff by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

jack hoff 

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate

Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day

jack hoff by djfkslafj November 9, 2008

Jack Hoffa 

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

Jack Hoffa by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Jack Hoffman 

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Thinking of pulling a quick Jack Hoffman while I have the room to myself.

Jack Hoffman by FoxSinOfGreed March 7, 2025