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To be, generally, a fucked up cock sucker. One of the most annoying people ever, Hoe Faced people should be avoided wherever possible.
Hoe Faced Prick with goofy teeth - "'Lo!"
Guy - "Get the fuck away from me, you Hoe Faced dick!"

Example of what a Hoe Faced person would say

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by Dillan - Scottish 4 lyphe March 16, 2007

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