HM

Muttered under the breath, stands for 'Hate Myself'. Usually used after having prostituted one's dignity for the sake of a cheap laugh. Oftentimes accompanied by a dissappointed shake of the head, even while your friends are still rolling on the floor.

Friend: "I can't believe you actually kissed your best friend's sister for a dare!"

You: "HM".

by JRocket May 9, 2006

HMS

Horny-Man Syndrome

Yeah he hit up like 12 girls on snap last night, he has major HMS (horny-man syndrome)

by 69lennytheshark69 October 14, 2019

HMS

Hot Men Secks
poll0r riding butt honkeys.

raw, HMS?

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

HM

Abbreviation for Hannah Montana

Girl: Did you see that another HM Concert is coming to town?

by Jake Platinum February 3, 2008

hm

OMGWTFNO!111 Er...that hot short chick.

"Oh snizzap! Look at HM standing by the soda machine. Good thing I brought a dollar."

by Matt February 3, 2004

hm

acronym for hair metal, scene kids generic dance to classic rock: flings hair arround and does open chord stance on air guitar

Person 1: HM brigades out again, lets go elsewhere
Person 2: rheeto

by snake-eyes-13 November 5, 2008

Hms

An abbreviation for "hate myself".

The waiter said "Enjoy your food!" and I said "You too!"... Hms

by toastyroasty June 8, 2017