by Hank Sauri December 16, 2020
The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.
*May be illegal.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.
*May be illegal.
Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.
by jerseyjanitor4life January 19, 2011
when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to fuck nothing else. then while he fucks her he cums. but doesn't pull out he cum's in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door
its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door
its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.
Lance: i went to morgan's house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.
david: wow man how did she react?
Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.
david: wow man how did she react?
Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.
by how to get out of Child support November 10, 2007
When smoking weed, often times you find people are stingy about sharing the pipe/j/bong/blunt. For this reason, there is the "one hit and quit" rule. It's pretty self explanatory, you take one hit, and pass it to whoever's next. Some variations of this can be the "Three hits then quit"
by I Fucked Your Mom February 15, 2006
by Unho1y Gost April 25, 2005
A one-hit-quit is when something is so good that you don't need a second opinion or backup to know it. You found it.
When I met Nick, I knew he was a one-hit-quit, I didn't need or want anyone after him... he was *that* good. I got everything I needed and nothing else could compare.
by coolest laura in wyoming January 15, 2011
The dankest of the dank, marijuana with a very high thc content (one hit quit shit is usually around 19-20% thc). Thus you don't need to smoke more than one hit to be really high.
White Widow, Black Russian, and Matanuska Thunderfuck are all strains that qualify (if properly grown and cured) as official one hit quit shit!
by King Barley January 31, 2007