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Hissling 

HISSLING -The act of making sound by exhaling sharply between almost closed teeth. The sound resembles a cross between a muted whistle and a high hiss. It is most commonly produced by those who wear dentures or who have abnormally large spaces in their teeth. Generally “Hisslers” are very socially unaware of how triggering their noises can be. Hissling is also linked to an increase in acute Misophonia or sound sensitivity syndrome.
Usage…
“When the seven dwarves get really old, they will histle while they work!”
Please stop hissling, it is destroying my entire life!”
“He’s always been a hissler but he doesn’t even know he’s doing it.”
Hissling by JPrete July 6, 2021

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

*Hissing* Klassiker 

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.
-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker

Hasslinging 

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.
Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!
Hasslinging by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

The Anthony Hissing girl

Legend has it that it all started from the deepest place of hell. Quickly gathering the strength to possess a mere mortal, to terrorize any living thing that may cross its path. It had possessed a girl attending Anthony Middle, and her sole purpose is to enlist horror on other kids in the school; through chasing, screaming, and most of all, hissing. She is the true meaning of Satan.
“Ayo, you seen The Anthony hissing girl?”
“Yeah bro! She ran up on me and my friends the other day on our way to Starbucks, some crazy shit
“Nah bro, I was asking if you’ve SEEN her”
“No...”
“Oh shit, we needa go”

Wiener Hassling 

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.
Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"
Wiener Hassling by Wiener dude August 16, 2009