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very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.
Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!
by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010
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