A hotel instead of a college. They worship their president and quote him like he is God. For kids who aren't smart enough to get into Elon and their parents don't know where else to send them. Really nice but not worth it because these kids will be living off of daddy's trust fund forever.
Person 1: Want to go to the steakhouse?
Person 2: Yeah! Boy, does High Point University prepare us well for the real world?
Person 1: Yeah for sure, like the president says, "Goodnight"
Person 2: Yeah! Boy, does High Point University prepare us well for the real world?
Person 1: Yeah for sure, like the president says, "Goodnight"
by callmepaul April 22, 2011
A private school in Pennsylvania in the middle of nowhere where kids who are broke themselves but their parent's have money go because if they went to a normal high school they would be bullied. Students just use daddy’s money to buy their yeezys and not clothes because the uniform forces you to wear the same pair of pants everyday. The guys either graduate and get engaged by 19 or grow up to be a pedo. Girls at HP are some of the most basic white girls you’ll ever meet who thrive on drama. Bring your kids to HPBA if you have the money for the tuition that goes up every year and therapy. Lots of therapy.
“Why is your son so depressed?”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
by What’sItLikeToChew5Gum December 17, 2019
A Christian school in High Point, North Carolina that is filled with a bunch of socially awkward white people. A great way to guarantee that your child will remain a virgin for life and get bullied in college. Many of the students are social rejects or people who were expelled from Wesleyan Christian Academy. HPCA tries to be better than Wesleyan at soccer, basketball, and baseball, but they're not. The only place that they are superior to Wesleyan in is football because Wesleyan doesn't have a football team, but Wesleyan would still beat them at that too.
by Gabe Horn 6969 November 29, 2016
High Point, North Carolina
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by bsdrake October 14, 2008
High point High school is a small school located in Sussex county NJ. It is a sad excuse for a school. The sports there are complete shit besides the wrestling team which somehow is able to to win states every year. The football team loves being gay. There is about 20 kids here who aren’t white. Those that aren’t white steal food at lunch and all hang out in one group together listening to NLE choppa and making shitty freestyle raps. The rest of the kids are either regular kids or or hicks who have a shit box truck. If it’s 7am in the parking lot be prepared to be woken up by some kids ram Cummings turbo diesel shit box. These kids all think they’re the shit and all park the trucks in the back line in a row. They never change out of the clothes they wear always wearing boots, and jeans that has a can of copenhagen in the back pocket. Go to the bathroom and you will see multiple kids in stall passing a vape around. You will be asked “yo bro you got nic”. The teachers there are also shit. 98% of them have already went to HP so they know just exactly how make your life more shit then it already is. There is about 3 teachers that actually teach while the rest get on your ass for having a airpod in. There is always one teacher that gets fired every year for being a pedophile and looking at girls. If you ever come to high point your best bet is to join a sports team and come back and coach because you automatically become a hero for life.
by Go fuck yourself_467892 August 2, 2023
A school where teachers don’t care what you do and kids sucks each other’s thumbs in the middle of class
by I'm fake May 7, 2018
by _Flying_Fish_Mackerel_ February 10, 2022