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A devotee of the cult of Hiddles - someone who worships the glory that is Tom Hiddleston. Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is: Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston. Someone who sketches him obsessively. Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles. Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation. Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles. Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter. Would you call yourself a fan?
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner. That girl dumped me after she saw Thor! Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston. |
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