Did you see her hanging out with Tom the other day? She’s such a hettie
by the fire the dark November 11, 2018
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(adjective) Often used in the modern day festival and jam band subculture to describe something or someone that is woke, spiritually aware, or of a superior quality. Could also be used to describe a modern day hippie.
"These nugs are super hetti man."

"Did anyone bring some hetti beers? I'm tired of these Coors Lights."

"That chick is hetti dude, she does yoga and wears birks."
by JuanMirrion December 26, 2018
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(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.
Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.
by Jeff L. March 23, 2007
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An amazing person with good grades and an even better personality. She's nice, smart and she'll say that she has no common sense, but she does. If you know a Hettie, then you're one of the luckiest people in the world.
Person 1: Hey she's really nice and smart.

Person 2: Must be a Hettie.
by leobucko November 1, 2012
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this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets
by vwhitey September 25, 2007
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An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.
Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.
by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020
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