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(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.
Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.
#heady #heddy #hetty #hippie #jam band
by Jeff L. March 23, 2007
lot slang for "heady"
this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets
#heady #dank #phatty #cool #hip
by vwhitey September 24, 2007
The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.

Typically done without anybody's knowledge.

Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.

The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
#vanish #party #glance #watch #kaiser soze
by Lloyd Wolf August 07, 2009
noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"
Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?
#heterosexual #stereotypical #lesbian #gay #breeder
by Elisabethe November 13, 2006
short for hetrosexual or straight.
Used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. Hetty usualy depicts 'stupid straight guy'
Damn he is hot, he is hetty though.. Fucking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!
by richard reeves October 03, 2004
A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.
Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.
#male #dominant #agressive #hetrosexual #meat #love vagina
by jrm21980 January 05, 2012
Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??

Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.

Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
#hetty #hetty wainthropp #bizarre reasoning #wainthropp #conclusions
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
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