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The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!
"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.
hesperia by Texace 3XO April 28, 2006
a location consisting of someone knowing someone knowing someone else from hesperia. no matter where i'm at or whom i'm talking to, someone knows someone from hesperia.
"my babys mommas daddys sister knows your friends lovers ex-boyfriend from hesperia."

"i took an internship in london and my roommate's friend is from hesperia"

"i live in los angeles and yet, half of my circle of friends are from hesperia but i didn't meet any of them until moving to la."
hesperia by sheeluvlee January 29, 2009
A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.
Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.
Hesperia by Bantu May 4, 2006

Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
Hesperia Cream Pie by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Hesperia Howler 

The sound that comes out of your throat when you get a Ponderosa from your man.
So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.
Hesperia Howler by Whatisyourexcuse December 31, 2023

hesperate 

Horny and Desperate

When a Girl wants to get married at 19, she's obviously desperate and horny... especially as she doesn't even have a man.
Jagantha: I'm so tired

Fahgyma: yeah me too, if only I was married

Jagantha: why does being tired have anything to do with being married?
Faghyma: because I just wanna get married

Jagantha: but you don't even have a man

Faghyma: I know, I feel so desperate

Jagantha: omg Faghyma, you're so horny and desperate... you're Hesperate!
Faghyma: hehe yeah I am
hesperate by Jagantha April 18, 2018