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Paul C. Hemmes 

Paul C. Hemmes developed a fondness for film at an early age, fired by his paternal grandfather’s flair for home movies and his first screening of Squirm in 1976. While a fan of all types of films, genre films such as horror and science fiction are among his favorites. His educational credits to date include a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications from Columbia College Chicago as well as a Master of Science Degree in Information Systems from the University of Phoenix. In addition to his Executive Producer role on the documentary, The Reptile Sanctuary, he also wrote, produced, and directed two feature films, The Domain (2007) and Dead Enders (2009), which he created under the banner of his multimedia company FANCY LAD FILMS.
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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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Hemmischmeared 

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.
I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.
Hemmischmeared by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015
Hemmeh {hee-meeh} is the elongated slang for help me and can be said fast and sharply for the immediate or in its elongated form when used in exasperation.
(sharp) This fanny beast is about to kill me, Hemmeh!
(long) I have run out of cheese, Hemmeeeeeeh :(
Hemmeh by Moldark October 15, 2018
Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.
Did you use hempes today?
Hempes by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

hemmosexual 

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.
Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual
hemmosexual by thelinzz June 22, 2014