A last name which has the meaning of heavenly sky. they're like the gods of last names. Hemmelgarn's are very hick. Very lovable people. They have a lot of family get togethers. Almost all of them own a truck. They especially love nanimo bars!
Look at that group of hemmelgarns over there aren't they so godly?
Uh-oh Jack Hemmelgarn got out on those coons again.
She's so lovable she must be one of those Hemmelgarns
Store Owner: I'm out of nanimo bars, again.
Clerk: Yeah a rush of Hemmelgarn's came through.
Store Owner: OH!
Uh-oh Jack Hemmelgarn got out on those coons again.
She's so lovable she must be one of those Hemmelgarns
Store Owner: I'm out of nanimo bars, again.
Clerk: Yeah a rush of Hemmelgarn's came through.
Store Owner: OH!
by hick39786truck February 8, 2010
Get the Hemmelgarnmug.