Stupidities that conflict with everyday life.
Example 1)
Pete: "Look at that homeless guy wearing a wool sweater, its July 18th!"

Matt: "No way! Where?! This guy's heavy."

Example 2)
Brick layer Mike: "Hey, pass me a cinder block on the plank."

Brick layer Joe: Non, my harm hurts from pelting da snow last night."

That's Heavy
by EnviroLawn July 19, 2011
Slang name for a person of an imposing physical demeanour. Often with the profession of security guard, bouncer or bailiff
I wear a black shirt with security written on it and i weigh over 250lbs, therefore GET OUT!
by Alex MacColl March 07, 2005
when something is cool,appealing,hip, or amazing
Hey dude did you check out that band, they're so heavy man!
by Alex Ian November 08, 2007
Used by small aircraft pilots to describe large aircraft that leave significant disturbances in the air around a runway after having taken off or landed
This landing may be rough, we're stacked up behind a heavy.
by Tony Rose January 10, 2006
Usually used to refer to one's mates, minions, or grunts.
(someone who has just been beefed): I'm gonna call my heavy's down to sort this chump out.
by Christopher December 06, 2004
Slang term for a security guard, bouncer of an imposing physical demeanour. Can often be seen walking around Thorpe Park in large groups wearing black shades, big ear piece, black security shirt and a belt kit consisting of all the necessary gear such as baton, handcuffs and a large radio set. Stereotypically, they are all expected to slowly nod their head to look cool, and be roughly 6ft 5" - 6ft 7" tall and around 4ft wide.
I suggest you stop giving me hastle sunshine or otherwise you will be dealt with by the heavies.

Right, thats it, GET THE HEAVIES.

RAAUUUGH, GET THE FUCK AUUTT OF HERE NAUUU BEFORE I FRO YOU AUUUUUTT. I SUGGEST YOU DAUUUWW WHAT I SAY AND YOU WONT GET HURRRT. NAUUUUUUW.
by Todd Clampton March 07, 2005
Bam: "look at that noob he thinks he's all heavy and shit."

Jake: YEAAA EH!

Bam: "i could take him."

Jake: "hokay there tough guy."
by straight ass teeth October 21, 2007

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