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normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.
Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...
by HeathersMom October 09, 2011
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An outdated name that was popular in the 1970's and 80's.

The subject of a movie about mean popular girls.

An overused boring name like Ashley, Jennifer, or Tiffany.

Sometimes can be a popular girl, usually sort of funny and gets along well with guys. Might be pretty or have a laid back personality. When gone bad, they are your worst nightmare.

A name for most women over 20.

40 years from now the name Heather will be equivalent to Phyllis, Opal, Or Pearl. It is a future old lady name.

It's also a purple bell shaped flowering shrub.
I would never name my kid Heather. That's such an old lady name.

I know like 30 Heathers, I had three in every class I was in.

Look at the pretty Heather on the fields over there!
by mewing muse February 02, 2010
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A stone cold bitch. don't get me wrong she's a wonderful girl and sweet as can be, but after hanging out with her for any extended period time, you end up with a taste in your mouth and wonder, "Did I eat something bitchy earlier?"
"I hung out with Heather earlier today, and now i can't get the taste of the Jersey Shore mixed with cabbage out of my mouth!"

or

Me:hey heather how are you doing?
Heather: Fine how about you?
Me: Jesus, heather! Would you release the bitch throttle for like 5 minutes so i can hear myself think.
by kickittracy January 16, 2013
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Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!
Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?
by dr DD August 14, 2009
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Girl. Taurus. Good match with Leo.
"Leo finds sensuality and passion with Taurus. These two signs will party, play and share a strong friendship. They share similar ideas about sex and that’s a great start. Taurus is instantly attracted to outgoing Leo. Taurus will stick with Leo through good times and not so great times. This is something Leo needs to feel secure. Taurus also finds Leo independence very attractive. This is a highly rewarding combination that has both long and short term potential. Before they know it, they could fall madly in love. Taurus is serious and sensual. Leo considers Taurus a keeper and friendship will always be evident long after the attraction has ended. You will learn more about yourselves in this relationship. It’s worth the insight."

Great friend, and very loyal. Of course, has her moments.
Elizabeth: Hey heather! How're you?
Heather: My period murdered meh! GO AWAY

-Heather has logged off-

Elizabeth: o.o...
by TehUnknownLoser September 20, 2009
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Super sporty and sweet. Gets really good grades, loves dogs, and is super cool
Hey you know Heather?
Oh ya she's really athletic

She's probably going to the Olympics one day
by Doggoenthusiast December 10, 2016
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Being extra and mean towards others.
via giphy
by D4rkMag1k February 23, 2017
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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