Top Definition
An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick
Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
A name for the penis
John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.
by mafioso March 23, 2003
A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 01, 2015
The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating
i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star
by R Yung Hoodz April 04, 2005
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.