An organ with two functions: firstly, pumping blood around the body: secondly, getting its owner in trouble.

A word used mostly by handmodels when describing things that they like or love.

An object that replenishes health. Usually found in grass and in pottery. A hero can carry a certain amount of hearts at a time. This amount can be increased by finding sufficient amounts of Heart Pieces (4 or 5) or finding a Heart Container. Hearts can be replenished by finding more hearts or with the use of potions (Red, Blue or Green). If all hearts are lost during a battle, the hearts can be instantly restored if a bottled fairy is in ones possession.

a feeling of affection for someone or something that is more than like and less than love

The thing you give a girl and you hope that you're worthy of her love, because the amount of shit she gets from other guys, it's amazing that she'll even accept anyone's heart in the first place. So if she does, fuck dude, you are lucky, and you need to realize how much it truely means to her, and treat it as such. Because, really, they're stronger than you. Or me. Get over it.

A very fun card game. The cards are divided up between the players and each player gets their card deck.

You start out with whoever has the 2 of clubs play that card, then everyone else plays cards. You can play any of the clubs, spades, or diamonds whenever you wish.

The object of the game is not to get points, which each heart is worth 1 point and the queen of spades is worth a whopping 13 points.

In order to play hearts, you must break a heart by playing a heart when you do not have a matching card that was played. For example, if everyone played a club and you don't have any clubs, you could play the heart.

If one player gets all the hearts and the queen, then all the other players get 26 points.

1. Weak, lame

2. Used to replace the misuse of "gay" in everyday conversation.