close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy March 5, 2018

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

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flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.

I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.

by Dora the Destroyer April 27, 2018

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