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1.
Eliot is the only rational way to spell the name sometimes seen as Elliot, Elliott, or the extreme case of Elliotte. Though the name is short and sweet, don't let this fool you-- Eliot is a famous landscape architect with an avid interest in toilet words, a soft taste in music, and a flawless personality often associated with pop rocks rather than water chestnuts.

Eliot is commonly known, in different spellings, as the child from E.T. or the blonde girl on scrubs-- both exemplary forms of the care for other beings (whether extraterrestrial or sick) and spontaneous actions (from riding a flying bike to getting back together with JD). Eliot shows care through generous sharing of alcohol and constant affection to his girlfriend. And spontaneous actions? Besides dandelion dancing and kite flying, Ask about the scar on his hand or the many stories accompanying it.

Let's not forget the great poet and novelists of Britain-- T.S. Eliot (from St. Louis, Missouri) and George Eliot (a woman posing as a man for literary recognition). Both have extraordinary expectations in a rather conservative environment. This goes along with Eliot, a heart and caliber greatly higher than what little Kansas may offer him.

From the words of T.S. Eliot:
"Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."

Also see "elliot" definition 1.
"Can I buy an Eliot online?"
"No, but if you could he would come with black coffee and a clear water bottle!"

"I love Eliot."
by orange724 May 21, 2008
105 36
 
2.
The greatest human being that has ever f!@#ing existed in the f!@#ing universe, and could kick anyone's ass in the f!@#ing world, and is as cool as f!@#. This is also the only rational spelling for the name.
Eliot is the greatest piece of anything that world has ever seen.
by eboii123 May 15, 2011
68 19
 
3.
A person who grows up to be the most gorgeous person in the world.
Tom: didnt he used to be ugly
Toms friend: He's an "Eliot"
by EliotWL May 29, 2011
33 9
 
4.
Eliot is the only rational way to spell the name sometimes seen as Elliot, Elliott, or the extreme case of Elliotte. Though the name is short and sweet, don't let this fool you-- Eliot is a famous landscape architect with an avid interest in toilet words, a soft taste in music, and a flawless personality often associated with pop rocks rather than water chestnuts.

Eliot is commonly known, in different spellings, as the child from E.T. or the blonde girl on scrubs-- both exemplary forms of the care for other beings (whether extraterrestrial or sick) and spontaneous actions (from riding a flying bike to getting back together with JD). Eliot shows care through generous sharing of alcohol and constant affection to his girlfriend. And spontaneous actions? Besides dandelion dancing and kite flying, Ask about the scar on his hand or the many stories accompanying it.

Let's not forget the great poet and novelists of Britain-- T.S. Eliot (from St. Louis, Missouri) and George Eliot (a woman posing as a man for literary recognition). Both have extraordinary expectations in a rather conservative environment. This goes along with Eliot, a heart and caliber greatly higher than what little Kansas may offer him.

From the words of T.S. Eliot:
"Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."

Also see "elliot" definition 1.
"Can I buy an Eliot online?"
"No, but if you could he would come with black coffee and a clear water bottle!"

"I love Eliot."
by orange724 May 22, 2008
31 22
 
5.
an "eliot" is where someone during the course of a beer pong game, fails to make a cup the whole game.
Trevor: hey shaun what happened in that pong game?
Shaun: dude man he made no god damn cups
Trevor: oh shit man he just threw an "eliot".
by groundhog hunter October 03, 2010
23 30
 
6.
Usually a really fat guy who acts gay. Normally has a lot of girlfriends to cover up the fact that he loves cock.
Person 1: There's Eliot!

Person 2: He's so fat and gay!
by Epiczx June 06, 2013
7 18