6 definitions by Dora the Destroyer

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
by Dora the Destroyer January 24, 2019
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Has freckles and doesn’t talk much, but when he does, you will regret listening to his garbage. All he cares about is girls being hot, and it’s really rude. He claims that the hottest girls have blonde curly hair down to their butts, he only cares about them being hot, not pretty or beautiful or genuine. He’s a bigger sucker for fake popular girls with no personality. Very cocky, definitely goes to private school, bad haircut, boi lookin never like not even a snack. His face is shaped like a marshmallow, but doesn’t taste good. Most awkward smile...never looks good in pictures. Owen only likes rap music, not quality. Owen ends up being another classic troll victim.
Owen, we can hear your crappy rap music through your earbuds. Barf.
by Dora the Destroyer January 1, 2018
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Ray is always hiding in a closet. His full name is sometimes Raymond, which is a fittingly grandpa name. He’s the kind of guy that you just want to go “boi” to. He’s got kinda ginger hair, but it’s cut really weird. The awful jokes never stop. If there was a movie made about his life, it would be rated R because he has no filter. He’s an 8...year old!!!!! Always has something wrong with his face, ex. chipped tooth, bowl haircut... He’s only still in the closet so that he can flirt. He loves any girl named Annie even though she’s a lot older than he is. He likes getting lit up...*wink wink* He constantly tries to roast but really only gets roasted. Is always the victim of trolls.

footnote: Ray rhymes with gay
G1: That Ray Guys is kinda cute.

G2: Are you joking? He’s not quite out of the closet yet. Also you don’t want to be in the hockey locker room with that perv
G1: Nevermind then...ew.

G2: yeah.
by Dora the Destroyer January 1, 2018
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Also known as Jameson by his Irish parents. He is a huge flirt, and can’t help but stare at any girl named Abigail. He thinks that tapping girls on the shoulder is flirting and making himself available, but it’s incredibly irritating. Won’t shut up about popularity when he’s with people not from school, but we all know it’s a lie. Claims he has straight A’s but he’s a C type of kid. He whispers and giggles creepily behind girl’s backs. Nasty! Least photogenic person ever...always leaves a seat open next to him on the Metro with the hopes of an Abigail, but is just denied and becomes another one of her trolling victims.
JP is a fugly bitch and should be in Mean Girls.
by Dora the Destroyer January 1, 2018
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when your mom buys you some FrESh CRoCs!
ME: YEEeEEeeEeEeTttTTT
MOM: stop saying YEET
ME: YYYYyyyyYYEEEEeeeeEEeTTTTttTtTtT
by Dora the Destroyer January 22, 2019
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Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.
I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.
by Dora the Destroyer April 27, 2018
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